by Keiron | May 26, 2007 | Jokes
Eve’s post about things in America put a smile on my face this morning, so I had a quick dig back through some of the Jokes I’ve posted on this blog in the past (I used to post far more and do so less now I think!) A few of my favourites: Â 40 Things...
by Keiron | Apr 17, 2007 | Jokes
On the first day, God created the dog and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I’ll give you a life span of twenty years” The dog said, “That’s a long time to be barking. How...
by Keiron | Apr 17, 2007 | Jokes
This guy deserves a medal – banned from shopping by his local store! This letter was recently sent by Tesco’s Head Office to a customer in Oxford: Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of...
by Keiron | Apr 17, 2007 | Jokes
To: All Al Qaeda Fighters From: Bin Laden, Osama Date: Wed, 29 March 2007 22:26:04 +0000 (GMT) Subject: The Cave Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours recently but we’ve really come together as a group and I love that! However, while we are...
by Keiron | Apr 17, 2007 | Jokes
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just...
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