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Posts Tagged Jokes

Classic Video Blooper

Chris (an old friend from way way back…) recently setup his own blog recently, given that he’s a Cameraman and Picture Editor working on International News it makes very interesting reading. However, when he posted this I couldn’t help laugh – The BBC mistake this Cab Driver for an IT expert… Genius! The look on his face when he realises what they’re about to do is pure genius!

by Keiron on August 1st, 2009 | Quick Posts | 1 Comment » |

Solving Insurmountable Problems

A friend sent me this last week, and it just made me smile.. I guess this joke carries a warmth as well as a punch-line… it also tells us that there are many ways to solve insurmountable problems! An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig up his garden so he could plant his tomatoes but it was very hard work as the ground was so hard. His only son Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Love Takes Wing dvdrip Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato… Continue reading »

by Keiron on October 25th, 2008 | Jokes | 2 Comments » |

Brightened my Morning

This picture brightened my morning…. Memories from my time with the Air Cadets spring to mind! The rule being you stay wrong until someone corrects you, you don’t go correcting it yourself!

by Keiron on September 29th, 2008 | Jokes | 2 Comments » |

Wow! An unusable bathroom?

Apparently this bathroom floor is painted, could you bring yourself to use it?

by Keiron on October 3rd, 2007 | Jokes | No Comments » |

The Year’s Best ACTUAL Headlines of 2006

I have to thank Deveraj for lightening up my afternoon – whilst working! Crack Found on Governor’s Daughter Imagine that! Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No, really? Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that’s taking things a bit far! Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so! Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile You think? Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! They may be on to something! Red Tape… Continue reading »

by Keiron on June 2nd, 2007 | Jokes | No Comments » |

Only in America and other Jokes!

Eve’s post about things in America put a smile on my face this morning, so I had a quick dig back through some of the Jokes I’ve posted on this blog in the past (I used to post far more and do so less now I think!) A few of my favourites:  40 Things You’d Love to Say Out Loud at Work, and why alcohol should be served there! The Short version of Lord of The Rings I finally finished paying for going to University this week – so this post about how things change after University is particularly apt! As well as the clear signs that you live in the 21st Century!, more local to me is signs that… Continue reading »

by Keiron on May 26th, 2007 | Jokes | No Comments » |

Explanation of Life!

On the first day, God created the dog and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I’ll give you a life span of twenty years” The dog said, “That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten years? and I’ll give you back the other ten” So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said, “Entertain people do tricks and make them laugh. For this I’ll give you a twenty year life span” The monkey said, “Monkey tricks for twenty years? That’s a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you ten back like the dog did?”… Continue reading »

by Keiron on April 17th, 2007 | Jokes | No Comments » |