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Archive for Jokes

Memo: To: All Al Qaeda Fighters

To: All Al Qaeda Fighters From: Bin Laden, Osama Date: Wed, 29 March 2007 22:26:04 +0000 (GMT) Subject: The Cave Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours recently but we’ve really come together as a group and I love that! However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can’t forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few concerns: First of all, while it’s good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to avoid excessive dust inhalation, (a health and safety issue) so we need to sweep the cave daily. I’ve done my bit on the cleaning rota, have you? I’ve… Continue reading »

by Keiron on April 17th, 2007 | Jokes | No Comments » |

What do you know about Nuclear Power?

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, “What would you like to talk about?” Oh, I don’t know”, said the stranger. “How about nuclear power?” “OK,” she said. “That could be an interesting topic.  But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?” The stranger… Continue reading »

by Keiron on April 17th, 2007 | Jokes | No Comments » |

Can you swim?

Looks like you’ll need to be able to swim in future if you want to go to the US! Go to http://maps.google.co.uk/ then click on maps then click on “get directions” at the top Put the start location as new york and the end location as paris. The page will then come up with your directions. Look down to direction number 23!

by Keiron on April 17th, 2007 | Jokes | 1 Comment » |

We have all been frustrated by exams!

Exams, the pain almost every single one of us had to go through at one point or another. Sat twiddling the end of a pencil whilst waiting for that first half hour to tick by, so you can leave without having a clue? Or did you go for the same method as these students and try to make your examiner smile?

by Keiron on February 21st, 2007 | Jokes | No Comments » |

Self Defense!!! For Real Life Situations

Brett Kaywood will teach you what to do in the event of meeting a mugger (in a variety of scenarios), most of his techniques involve a large amount of wrist control:

by Keiron on February 15th, 2007 | Jokes | No Comments » |

Being British

One of the British national daily newspapers is asking readers “what it means to be British?”. Some of the emails are hilarious but this is one from a chap in Switzerland .. “Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign.”

by Keiron on February 1st, 2007 | Jokes | No Comments » |

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by Keiron on December 21st, 2006 | Jokes | 1 Comment » |