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Archive for Jokes

Symptoms of Being Over 25

Nick sent me this yesterday and it just amused me! You leave clubs before the end to “beat the rush”. (worst still you don’t go to the clubs) You get more excited about having a roast on a Sunday than going clubbing the night before. You stop dreaming of becoming a professional footballer / basketball player and start dreaming of having a son who might instead. Before throwing the local paper away, you look through the property section. All of a sudden, middle aged people are not 46, they are only 46. Before going out anywhere, you ask whether there is anywhere to park. Rather than throw a knackered pair of trainers out, you keep them because they’ll be alright… Continue reading »

by Keiron on February 9th, 2008 | Jokes | 3 Comments » |

The Frying Pan

Photo by Cameron Nordholm A young man called Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how beautiful Peter’s flatmate, Sharon, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flatmate than met the eye. Reading his mum’s thoughts, Peter volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sharon & I are just flatmates”. About a week later, Sharon came to Peter saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable… Continue reading »

by Keiron on January 18th, 2008 | Jokes | No Comments » |

Wow! An unusable bathroom?

Apparently this bathroom floor is painted, could you bring yourself to use it?

by Keiron on October 3rd, 2007 | Jokes | No Comments » |

The Year’s Best ACTUAL Headlines of 2006

I have to thank Deveraj for lightening up my afternoon – whilst working! Crack Found on Governor’s Daughter Imagine that! Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No, really? Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that’s taking things a bit far! Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so! Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile You think? Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! They may be on to something! Red Tape… Continue reading »

by Keiron on June 2nd, 2007 | Jokes | No Comments » |

Only in America and other Jokes!

Eve’s post about things in America put a smile on my face this morning, so I had a quick dig back through some of the Jokes I’ve posted on this blog in the past (I used to post far more and do so less now I think!) A few of my favourites:  40 Things You’d Love to Say Out Loud at Work, and why alcohol should be served there! The Short version of Lord of The Rings I finally finished paying for going to University this week – so this post about how things change after University is particularly apt! As well as the clear signs that you live in the 21st Century!, more local to me is signs that… Continue reading »

by Keiron on May 26th, 2007 | Jokes | No Comments » |

Explanation of Life!

On the first day, God created the dog and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I’ll give you a life span of twenty years” The dog said, “That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten years? and I’ll give you back the other ten” So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said, “Entertain people do tricks and make them laugh. For this I’ll give you a twenty year life span” The monkey said, “Monkey tricks for twenty years? That’s a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you ten back like the dog did?”… Continue reading »

by Keiron on April 17th, 2007 | Jokes | No Comments » |

Banned from Shopping!

This guy deserves a medal – banned from shopping by his local store! This letter was recently sent by Tesco’s Head Office to a customer in Oxford: Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and our family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s trolleys when they weren’t looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute… Continue reading »

by Keiron on April 17th, 2007 | Jokes | No Comments » |