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Posts Tagged Banned

Banned from Shopping!

This guy deserves a medal – banned from shopping by his local store! This letter was recently sent by Tesco’s Head Office to a customer in Oxford: Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and our family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s trolleys when they weren’t looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute… Continue reading »

by Keiron on April 17th, 2007 | Jokes | No Comments » |

Unbanned from Google

It would appear my efforts to get “unbanned” from the Google index have been fruitful! Many moons ago in a previous incarnation of this blog, I had a very poorly configured copy of b2evo, which was full of spam comments and trackbacks. This eventually led to to a google ban as far as I could see 🙁 Eventually I removed the WordPress installation (although I still get spiders and spam trackbacks going to the pages where the old installation was – I simply return them a 404 or a redirect (I can’t remember which) to this much better and secure blog. How did I go about it. I removed everything that was causing a problem – the whole blog was… Continue reading »

by Keiron on February 10th, 2007 | General | 1 Comment » |