I’ve been looking for a good book for honeymoon – I wonder I might fair with one of these titles?

They’re all shortlisted for the Bookseller magazine’s Oddest Titles prize! The winning author receives a bottle of champagne for their efforts!! Last year’s contest was won by Gary Leon Hill for his impressively titled The People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About It.

The winner will be revealed on 13 April, ahead of the London Book Fair.

Let me know if you have any ideas on something better I could read? Please? Pretty Please?