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Vive la France!

Steve’s obviously having a pop at the French this month:

French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney
(AP), Paris
The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists.

And some more golden oldies for you:

Q: How can you identify a French Infantryman?
A: Sunburned armpits.

Q. What’s the difference between Frenchmen and toast?
A. You can make soldiers out of toast

Raise your right hand if you like the French … raise both hands if you are French.

“As far as I’m concerned, war always means failure” Jacques Chirac, President of France

“Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It’s not known, it’s never been tried.” Rep. R. Blount (MO)

The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced after the London bombings that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The rise in the alert level was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively disabling their military.

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