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Short and Silly

A young brunette goes into the doctor’s office and reports that her body hurts wherever she touches it. “Impossible,” says the doctor. “Show me what you mean.” So, she takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. Then she pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor asks, “You’re not really a brunette, are you?” “No, I’m actually a blonde,” she replies.

“I thought so,” says the doctor. “Your finger is broken.”

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