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Did I Read That Sign Right?

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer’s field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK)

This entry was posted on Wednesday, December 9th, 2009 at 12:42 pm and is filed under Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.


Comments (7)

 

  1. Lisa Udy says:

    Quality! 🙂 I like the repair shop that can’t repair it’s own door bell…classic.
    .-= Lisa Udy´s last blog ..Recession Woes Bring New Possibilities =-.

  2. Kate says:

    Oh yes – you read them right! The world is full of humour – or should that be madness? x
    .-= Kate´s last blog ..Mini Christmas Cakes mmmmmm…. =-.

  3. LOL
    TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

    But you know some toilets are so nasty, so you think I would better to do it on the floor )))

  4. Ben king says:

    Some of these can’t be serious… I’d say the proprietors of these businesses need a crash course in marketing or perhaps just common sense.

    Very cute though

  5. Samrat P says:

    Seen During a conference is the best one I liked… There are many humor “statements” every where.. it just depends on the “way” how you look at it..
    .-= Samrat P´s last blog ..Free Genuine License/Serial Number for East-Tec Eraser 2009 =-.

  6. Neil Patmore says:

    Ha ha, use the floor below …… piddle piddle! Very funny !!
    .-= Neil Patmore´s last blog ..Mobile Botnets for the iPhone called IKee-B =-.

  7. Signage says:

    Some very good, posts. The door bell one is cool, and that Bull charges. Some Great posts.

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