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Delia’s Way

  • Delia’s Way
    Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips.The Real Woman’s Way
    Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God’s sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.
  • Delia’s Way
    To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.The Real Woman’s Way
    Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.
  • Delia’s Way
    When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won’t be any white mess on the outside of the cake.The Real Woman’s Way
    Tescos’ sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.
  • Delia’s Way
    If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it’s still cooking, drop in a potato slice.The Real Woman’s Way
    If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that’s tough sh!t. Please recite with me the Real Woman’s motto: “I made it and you will eat it and I don’t care how bad it tastes.”
  • Delia’s Way
    Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeksThe Real Woman’s Way
    It could keep forever. Who eats it?
  • Delia’s Way
    Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.The Real Woman’s Way
    Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a sh*t?
  • Delia’s Way
    If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.The Real Woman’s Way
    Why do I have a man?

Finally the most important tip on !

  • Delia’s Way
    Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles
  • The Real Woman’s Way
    Left over wine???? Helllloooo !!

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