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Blonde’s – Who’d have them!

A blonde, went running up to her neighbor friend in her driveway just jumping for joy! The neighbor didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but thought, what the heck, and starting jumping up and down along with her.

The blonde said, “I have some really great news!”

The neighbor said, “Great, tell me why you’ re so happy.”

She stopped jumping, and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down and shouted she was pregnant!

The neighbor knew she had been trying for a while so she told her, “That’s great! I couldn’t be happier for you!”

The blonde says excitedly, “There’s more … we are not having just one baby. We are going to have twins!”

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, The neighbor asked her how she knows she is having twins.

“Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!”

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