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Blonde Jigsaw

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I
have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.”
Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The
blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
to her and says: –
“First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble
these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.” He takes her hand and says,
“Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and
then…..” he sighed,

“let’s put all these Frosties back in the box.”

This entry was posted on Friday, June 17th, 2005 at 1:25 pm and is filed under Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.


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