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Hello. I wish to find a web page.
What do you mean, â€œMissâ€?
Iâ€™m sorry, I have a cold. I wish to view a web page!
Weâ€™re closing for lunch.
Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this â€˜ere web page what I clicked upon not half a minute ago from this other site.
Oh, yes, the Norwegian web page. Whatâ€™s, uhâ€¦ Whatâ€™s wrong with it?
Iâ€™ll tell you whatâ€™s wrong with it, my lad. Itâ€™s MISSING! Thatâ€™s whatâ€™s wrong with it!
No, no, itâ€™s uhâ€¦ itâ€™s resting.
Look, matey, I know a missing web page when I see one, and Iâ€™m looking at one right now.
No, no – itâ€™s not missing, itâ€™s resting. Remarkable web page, the Norwegian web page, isnâ€™t it, eh? Beautiful design!
The design donâ€™t enter into it. Itâ€™s stone missing.
No, no, itâ€™s resting.
Itâ€™s not resting. Itâ€™s not even here! This web page is no more! It has ceased to be! It has expired and gone to meet itâ€™s maker! Bereft of text, it rests in peace! If you hadnâ€™t clicked a dead link itâ€™d be pushing up the daisies! Itâ€™s kicked the bucket, shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedinâ€™ choir invisible.
THISâ€¦ IS AN EX-WEB PAGE!