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404 not found
Hello. I wish to find a web page.
Hello… Miss?

What do you mean, “Miss”?

I’m sorry, I have a cold. I wish to view a web page!

We’re closing for lunch.

Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this ‘ere web page what I clicked upon not half a minute ago from this other site.

Oh, yes, the Norwegian web page. What’s, uh… What’s wrong with it?

I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it, my lad. It’s MISSING! That’s what’s wrong with it!

No, no, it’s uh… it’s resting.

Look, matey, I know a missing web page when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now.

No, no – it’s not missing, it’s resting. Remarkable web page, the Norwegian web page, isn’t it, eh? Beautiful design!

The design don’t enter into it. It’s stone missing.

No, no, it’s resting.

It’s not resting. It’s not even here! This web page is no more! It has ceased to be! It has expired and gone to meet it’s maker! Bereft of text, it rests in peace! If you hadn’t clicked a dead link it’d be pushing up the daisies! It’s kicked the bucket, shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible.

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