Oooh, I’m so excited, I just can’t hide it (as the song goes, hum along if you like?!). Becky78 at Bumpzee wants a relationship with me, see below.
How are you today, I hope all is well with you .I am sorry to worry you with my Proposal for a relationship with you, but I know that you will grant my request in good faith and understanding, My name is miss becky johnson, I just went Through your profile at(www.bumpzee.com) I have no options than letting you Know that I am interested in having a relationship with you, I will also like to Know you the more, you can send an email to my email address (firstname.lastname@example.org ) so that I can send you more details about my self Including my picture. I believe we can move from here. But bear in mind that Love has no colors barrier, no educational back ground barrier, no socio-economic Barrier, religious, language, nationality or distance barrier, the only important Thing there is love. I am waiting for your mail to my email address above. Yours Sincerely
Now don’t get me wrong I have nothing against Internet dating, hey I get married in 11 days because of Internet dating… But I find this a little worrying…. Becky’s grammar is clearly appalling, now that’s no kind of first impression is it Becky?
Now Becky’s interested in a relationship with me, she’s not only interested, she’s actually proposing a relationship – aren’t I the lucky one, I’m sure my fiancee would have something (actually read that as a lot!) to say.
Now Becky wants to send me her picture, that’s nice isn’t it? What do you think, should I ask to see it – I suspect she’ll be amazing – how about the rest of you?
But beware, Love has:
no colors barrier, no educational back ground barrier, no socio-economic Barrier, religious, language, nationality or distance barrier, the only important Thing there is love.
So, I suspect Becky is a bright purple young lady (with green spots), with four degrees in the Theology of Jedi, who speaks not a word of English (probably Klingon) who lives in a galaxy far away….
Indeed I am blessed by her proposal, in other news I’m going to fetch a cup of coffee and probably delete her message!