Did I Read That Sign Right?

by Keiron on December 9, 2009

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer’s field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK)

{ 7 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Lisa Udy 12.09.09 at 8:46 pm

Quality! :) I like the repair shop that can’t repair it’s own door bell…classic.
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2 Kate 12.10.09 at 7:38 am

Oh yes – you read them right! The world is full of humour – or should that be madness? x
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3 Alexander Faust 12.21.09 at 10:07 am

LOL
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

But you know some toilets are so nasty, so you think I would better to do it on the floor )))

4 Ben king 12.23.09 at 1:52 pm

Some of these can’t be serious… I’d say the proprietors of these businesses need a crash course in marketing or perhaps just common sense.

Very cute though

5 Samrat P 12.24.09 at 7:14 am

Seen During a conference is the best one I liked… There are many humor “statements” every where.. it just depends on the “way” how you look at it..
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6 Neil Patmore 12.24.09 at 2:10 pm

Ha ha, use the floor below …… piddle piddle! Very funny !!
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7 Signage 03.04.10 at 11:53 am

Some very good, posts. The door bell one is cool, and that Bull charges. Some Great posts.

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