Posts Tagged alcohol
Click – Click – Curse – Click – Click – Curse!
Darren recently discussed the prospect of seeing the staggerdance as drunken businessmen made their way home from Christmas lunches, but it appears night owls in Torbay will be denied a public showing of the female version of this dance!!! Police in Devon are to hand out flip-flops from their Police Safe Bus in one of the main stag and hen night areas, they will offer them to drunken women who are struggling in their high heels! The flip flops have messages about safe alcohol limits printed on them, so not only will they have to negotiate the takeaway menu, but try to read shoes that they were wearing (it’s possibly more humorous than the staggerdance actually!!). photo credit: leafar.
Expense, Expense Expense
It would appear that (according to Travelodge) that £1bn of fraudulent expense claims happen every year, and are committed by some 22% of workers (or 6.3 million people!!). The regulars are all on the list: Clothes Alcohol Adult Films But some of the odder ones include: Neutering a cat A Caribbean Cruise A pregnancy kit! I for one would love to see the whole list, I’ll bet it’s hilarious!!!