TERRIBLE TYPO ERRORS

1. A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing her B.Ed exams, which the father received as

“Father, your daughter has been successful in BED.”

2. A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a telegram to his wife “I wish you were here.”
The message received by the wife was I wish you were her.”

3. A man wanted to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party. So he ordered a birthday cake. The salesman asked him what message he wanted put on the cake. He thought for a moment and said, “put getting older but you are getting better”.

The salesman asked “how do you want me to put it?”

The man said, Well…put “You are getting older” at the top and “but you are getting better” at the bottom.’ When the cake was unveiled at the party all the guests were aghast at the message on the cake. It read:

“You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom”

Moral of the Story:
1. Double proof read everything before you send.
2. Don’t trust others to write it right for you

Hot Shots! Part Deux movie download

This entry was posted on Thursday, April 14th, 2005 at 2:18 pm and is filed under Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.


Leave a Reply


What I'm Doing...

  • Not really kept up with Twitter today, still feeling rough but got lots of work done! What did I miss? 8 hrs ago
  • RT @ClaireLYoung: Some good words of wisdom here for young entrepreneurs http://t.co/lrsS5AUA < Not just the young one's! 1 day ago
  • A couple of hours off this afternoon and then a trip to the Harvester. Little one loved people watching sat next to salad bar! 1 day ago
  • Six Nations begins this weekend... My favourite time of year! 1 day ago
  • Too much burning candle at both ends with a little one around means I'm tired before I start today.. Slow day and then some family time ;) 1 day ago
  • More updates...
@Keiron