16 Reasons why alcohol should be served at work…

• Its an incentive to show up.
• It leads to more honest communications.
• It reduces complaints about the low pay.
• Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
• It encourages car pooling.
• Increase in job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don~Rt care.
• It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
• It makes fellow employees look better.
• It makes cafeteria food taste better.
• Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
• Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
• Employees work later since there~Rs no longer a need to relax at the bar.
• It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
• Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
• Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
• Sitting bare ass on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross.