Oddest Book Titles - Honeymoon Reading?

I’ve been looking for a good book for honeymoon - I wonder I might fair with one of these titles?

• How Green Were the Nazis?edited by Franz-Josef Bruggemeier, Mark Cioc and Thomas Zeller
• D. Di Mascio’s Delicious Ice Cream: D. Di Mascio of Coventry: An Ice Cream Company of Repute, with an Interesting and Varied Fleet of Ice Cream Vans by Roger De Boer, Harvey Francis Pitcher, and Alan Wilkinson
• The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification by Julian Montague
• Tattooed Mountain Women and Spoon Boxes of Daghestan by Robert Chenciner by Gabib Ismailov, Magomedkhan Magomedkhanov and Alex Binnie
• Proceedings of the Eighteenth International Seaweed Symposium edited by Robert J Anderson, Juliet A Brodie, Edvar Onsoyen and Alan T Critchley
• Better Never To Have Been: The Harm of Coming Into Existence by David Benatar

They’re all shortlisted for the Bookseller magazine’s Oddest Titles prize! The winning author receives a bottle of champagne for their efforts!! Last year’s contest was won by Gary Leon Hill for his impressively titled The People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About It.

The winner will be revealed on 13 April, ahead of the London Book Fair.

Let me know if you have any ideas on something better I could read? Please? Pretty Please?

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