Dictionary Definition of Sky Digital and CBBC

by Keiron on December 1, 2004

  1. Sky Digital
    Britains subscription satellite tv service. Usually shortened to “sky”.

    Over 7 million subscribers - Basically, this is the centre of every chav home, it would be incomplete without it.

    This is the prime source of entertainment for a chav family whilst they let there dole money save up so they can buy another new tv from cash converters and a karaoke machine to shut little jimmy up.

    “I am watching the simpsons on Sky”

    “Whats on sky tonight dear?”

    “I live in a tower block, have very little money and dont bother to feed my kids properly but i am happy to be robbed of £40 a month sky subscription”

    Source: djchrissy, Aug 20, 2004

  2. CBBC Channel
    Childrens television channel on satellite and cable
    television in england. From the BBC.

    The chav equivelant of a babysitter or child minder.

    Chav Parents: “Lets go out nick a car, get drunk, take drugs and leave the kids infront of the CBBC Channel” - we would like to be able to afford cartoon network, disney and nickelodeon but can’t.

    Source: djchrissy, Aug 20, 2004

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